SIMP ECONOMY EXCHANGE

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Cross-Market Comparison

All three economies, head-to-head. Index trends normalized to 100 at series start.

Paul Pragmatic · Cross-Market Wrap

# Who's outspending whom? Hit "GET WRAP" to find out.

$SIMPMen → Women

Simp Economy

998.62-0.95%

ANNUAL SPEND

$1,297B

SECTORS

9

$SPONWomen → Men

Sponsor Economy

700.56+4.10%

ANNUAL SPEND

$537B

SECTORS

7

$GRNDMen → Themselves

Grindset Index

647.61+1.78%

ANNUAL SPEND

$940B

SECTORS

9

Performance Overlay · indexed to 100

  • Grindset Index
  • Simp Economy
  • Sponsor Economy
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Regional Spend by Market · $B

North America

$SIMP
$371B
$SPON
$165B
$GRND
$306B

Asia

$SIMP
$365B
$SPON
$159B
$GRND
$257B

Europe

$SIMP
$311B
$SPON
$128B
$GRND
$219B

South America

$SIMP
$123B
$SPON
$40B
$GRND
$78B

Africa

$SIMP
$77B
$SPON
$23B
$GRND
$44B

Oceania

$SIMP
$51B
$SPON
$22B
$GRND
$38B

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How to Read the Exchange

A satirical stock terminal for the relationship economy — built on real-world spending data.

The three markets

$SIMPSimp Economywhat men spend on women
$SPONSponsor Economywhat women spend on men
$GRNDGrindset Indexwhat men spend on themselves

Reading the numbers

Index level (e.g., $SIMP 953)

A benchmark of spending momentum — like the S&P 500's number. Higher means more spend energy flowing in. It's index points, not dollars.

Annual Spend ($B)

The actual money — total dollars per year pouring into that economy. This is the real-world figure the satire is built on.

Sectors ($GLAM, $RING, $OFANS…)

Sub-indices for each category of spend (beauty, rings, creators, dating…). Tap one to chart it and get detailed insights from our Floor Analyst.

Satire · informed by real spending data.

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